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Not such a 'Smashing Time'!

It’s rare for the British Film Institute to show a ‘bad ‘un’ but in its showing of Smashing Time (1967) as part of its ‘Girlfriends: Projecting the Archive’, I think it did that.

The film had been referenced at the recent and very good Renown/Talking TV Pictures Festival at Rickmansworth when Smashing Time’s co-star Rita Tushingham was interviewed on stage. It has been said by her that she recalled little of the making of the film – and on viewing it you can understand why.

Although Melanie Williams (Gender Politics guru at the University of East Anglia) prefaced the screening with her thoughts on it and that it did show an early view of female companionship, it was really not much better than a ‘Carry On Swinging London’. Written by George Melly the jazz man and culture critic, it is supposed to be a satire on the London ‘scene’ at that time but regrettably it falls on most counts. It can’t decide if it is a satirical comedy or musical as it does not take much for any character in the film to start warbling about something or other.

The story –such as it is – is the well-worn one of two Northern girls who come down to London to find ‘Swinging London’ and be famous. Lyn Redgrave plays Yvonne who is clearly the more assertive of the couple of friends, who insists she is ‘in the know’ about trends and how to be ‘cool’. She is also quite mean as very early on, they have their money stolen and Yvonne leaves it to Brenda (Rita Tushingham) to have to work off their fried up breakfast/brunch/lunch. In playing Brenda, Tushingham does her best to make her character real – she comes across as being smart but always in the shadow of Yvonne and always having to do her dirty work for her.

The film soon descends into a series of custard pie throwing slapstick antics to fill up the space of barely 90 minutes which drags. They even managed to repeat a poor gag where Brenda ends up continuously falling into a puddle and in-between the slapstick, there is a sub-plot where lounge lizard Ian Carmichael tries to bed Yvonne, Cockney Michael York tries to bed Brenda, Brenda gets a job at a boutique but is too smart in actually selling items and Brenda getting a job as ‘pussy’ (I did say ‘Carry on Swinging London’) at a very low brow nightclub.

The film on its release was not a success as by then Swinging London had disappeared as quickly as it had arrived. The friendship between Brenda and Yvonne is pretty uneven as there does not seem to be any real regard and certainly little love between the two women. Smashing Time has the traditional ending where the two girls put their differences behind them and end up going back ‘up north’-presumably learning whatever lesson has been taught.

It is very much a period piece – if you want to see parts of London in the 1960’s and a long list of British character actors (Arthur Mullard, Irene Handl, Toni Palmer, George A Cooper….) doing their stuff then this may be to your taste, but personally it would be better to wait and see My Generation narrated by Sir Michael Caine for a more authentic and riveting journey though London and the 1960s….

Comfort and Joy - a Tonic!

My interest in amateur theatre continues thanks to some very good friends of mine so we ventured out again by visiting (after another carvery you understand…) the very good Theatre 62 who perform out of the Wickham Theatre Centre in West Wickham, Kent.

As I have blogged before, Theatre 62 is the kind of theatre that gives amateur dramatics a very good name indeed. Whilst its surroundings are modest, everyone involved in the enterprise is welcoming and passionate about what they do- from the box office staff, to those serving in the bar, to the actors on stage.

This time we were watching Comfort and Joy- written by the ‘Rochdale Cowboy’ himself Mike Harding (you must remember him from his hit ‘Rochdale Cowboy’ which managed to get to No 22 in the charts in 1975) and although best known as a folk singer, has written a number of very good plays-including this one in 1997.

Describe as ‘a chaotic Christmas comedy’ it was great pre Xmas fare to watch and the best thing I have seen at Theatre 62 (so far!). It is set in a North of England  household over a 3 day xmas period and when I tell you that in the play we are introduced to a verbose dog called Trumpton, two cats who have had an accident in a car, stick insects who are confused with a bowl of Twiglets, and a turkey that ends up halfway down the outside path, you will realise that we are in British Farce territory.

Martin is perhaps the richest character on stage who is a Irish philosopher of sorts but also a keen Marxist and thinks he is a dab hand at repairing anything on the cheap- in playing him Howard James does not waste the great material he is given .  Not far behind him is Goff (Bernard Hariss) who is a kind of pre Victor Meldrew- cantankerous, a perpetual moaner and reactive to the core. They are very well supported by an ensemble cast who occasionally fell over their words (but this was the first night). Highlights for me were Sharon Hawkes as Fiona (Goff’s daughter who relocated to Australia with the man he did not approve of-mainly because he thinks he stole his saw….) and Diane Carters as Kathy who has relocated ‘down south’ and has returned as a very ‘sloane ranger’ Joanna Lumley type. In fact Bernard Harriss is almost upstaged by the performance of Crispin (Paul Newton) as Kathy’s  equally posh ‘friend’ who enters the living room with rather a lot of ‘doo doo’ and is the brunt of many a joke at his expense.

But the loudest laugh could be heard from the visit of locals Monica (Christine Lever) and Chapman (Tony Skeggs) who are less neighbours from hell but more like residents of ‘weirdsville’, with their penchant for angels having been kidnapped by the ‘mother ship’.

Overall, it is a very funny play with no pretensions of being too clever for its own purposes. It is a very broad farce using Christmas and fraught relations as its backdrop. It may be clichéd in places (Crispin and Kathy are the  kind of posh fools who it is easy for working class characters to make fun of ) but if you do not take it seriously then there is a lot to laugh at and be happy with.

A great pre Xmas tonic that went down very well thank you!

Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

Murder On The Orient Express (2017) is the 2nd film version of the Agatha Christie novel that was first published in 1934. Often referred to as “the most widely read mystery”, it was said to have sold 3 million copies when the previous (1974) film version of the book was released. I wonder with the rise of the digital age whether Ms Christie’s estate will see a similar rise?

The 1974 version that starred an unlikely Albert Finney as Hercules Poirot was a sumptuous affair as I recall (it dates me to say that I remember seeing it with my Father at the old Granada Welling (that is in Kent if anyone asks!). It had an outstanding international cast that included Sean Connery, Lauren Bacall, Richard Widmark and John Gielgud.  Ingrid Bergman in fact one an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress playing Greta Ohlsson

In the 2017 version starring and directed by our own Richard Branagh (with the most outrageous moustache in his portrayal as Poirot), we have another international cast assembled although to be fair, they are not as prestigious as the previous version. We have Johnny Depp, Judi Dench, Derek Jacobi, Penelope Cruz, Michelle Pfeiffer and The Force Awakens Daisy Ridley who all do a fine job but somehow they lack the gravitas that the 1974 version had.

Traditionalists will be relieved that the film broadly follows the great detective’s novel plotline although some changes have been made to freshen up the lack of diversity for a modern audience. Gone is the Swedish Greta Ohlsson and in is Pilar Estravados a Latino (Penelope Cruz) whilst Colonel Arbuthnot (the role previously played by Sean Connery) is now a Black ex-Army medical doctor played by Hamilton’s Leslie Odom Jr.

So, for those not in the know, the film opens as our Belgian detective Poirot is asked to solve a crime of religious theft in Jerusalem, although he seems more concerned about how accurately his boiled eggs have been cooked. Having solved the crime in the Holy Land, Poirot is feeling the pace somewhat and is desperate for a holiday of some kind, but……………………… He is persuaded by an old friend (who just happens to run the Orient Express) to come on-board as it travels from Istanbul to Calais. Whilst on the famous train, Poirot is offered a job to protect the life of Samuel Ratchett (Johnny Depp) a businessmen who is sailing to close to the wind in his affairs but his offer is rejected. Then Ratchett is found dead in his compartment stabbed 12 times and Poirot reluctantly agrees to investigate the case when the Orient Express becomes derailed following an snow avalanche- and so the mystery has to be solved ……………….

If you have seen the earlier film (or several TV versions including the David Suchet one) or read the novel, you will not get anything new from the Branagh adaptation. Branagh though is excellent and whilst he will not get you to forget the Suchet version, he does a clever thing in focusing on Poirot’s OCD tendencies, so you tend to forgive even the incredible moustache he somehow wears. Of the ensemble cast, Daisy Ridley shines out and shows that her film debut in the Star Wars franchise was no mere fluke –the lady can act and sizzle on screen. Michelle Pfeiffer is no Lauren Bacall but Judi Dench, Oliva Coleman and Derek Jacobi keep us all interested and believe in the characters.

Like its 1974 predecessor, Murder on the Orient Express is a joy to the eyes –it may lack the great theme tune that Richard Rodney Bennett gave us before but its photography (Malta, New Zealand and France) is magnificent and if you can see it in the 65mm film gauge version you will be especially impressed.

In the end I enjoyed this version but there is nothing exceptional to see here.

6 Days (2017)

6 Days (2017) is a strange film in that it is a high quality film that premiered at the London Film Festival this year, got OK reviews and has a very impressive cast (Jamie Bell, Martin Shaw, Martin Strong et al), yet for all of that is not getting a cinema release in the UK. It has been sold to Netflix yet it deserves a wider theatrical audience in my view.

The film –which is a UK/New Zealand co-production- focuses on the 6 days in 1980 when the Iranian Embassy in London was taken over by an Iranian Arab group taking 26 hostages including a diplomatic police officer (PC Trevor Lock) and famously ended when the SAS raided the property ending the siege. 6 Days centres on a) the political aspects of negotiation with Willie Whitelaw the then Home Secretary (played by the late Tim Piggott-Smith) insisting that Margret Thatcher’s Government would not negotiate with terrorists, b) the attempts by the Met Police negotiator Max Vernon (Martin Strong) to end the siege peacefully and c) the SAS plans and then attack on the Embassy-forefront in this is LCpl Rusty Firmin (Jamie Bell) who leads from the front.

If you know anything about the 1980 siege you will be pleased by this recreation as it pretty much follows the siege as accurately as any film could with very little fictionalised –always an issue when retelling a true event. The film is very strong on the time, period and fashions (BBC reporter Kate Adie in skirt and high heels and quite a bit of male side burns too) but at its strongest when dealing with the planning and action of the SAS. Jamie Bell in particular is outstanding and has come a long way from his role in Billy Elliott. Martin Strong is as either very good as the Met Police negotiator who feels he has failed to end the siege peacefully, and in one of his last roles before his death Tim Piggott-Smith is very reliable as the Home Secretary.

So, 6 Days is a fine movie that it is well worth searching out – especially if you subscribe to Netflix!